I realized the other day that I share super personal crap…I mean poetry…with the world, and yet not a lot of actual facts about me. So I thought I would look up some online 50 questions stuff and answer them…for anyone who’s interested…not that anyone is…but, hey, it’s a way to pass the time, right? So here you go…
WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
My name is Amy Sarah Wilson. I was named by a family friend, so I honestly have no clue. The man and his wife never had any kids, and so they asked him (she had passed away several years before I was born) if he ever had a child what would they name it. If I was a boy, I would have been Gregory. I never got to meet this man, he died when I was only a few months old, but from what I understand, he was very sweet and so surprised and happy that they named me Amy.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
My handwriting looks like a 12 year old boys…so not particularly, but I don’t hate it enough to sit there and practice my penmanship either. I have crap to do, Mom! She has always teased me about my horrible handwriting.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
No, I can’t have kids because of a medical condition. The doctor’s exact words were “there’s more chance of you winning the lottery”. Wow, that’s sensitive, you douche bag…
IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Uh…I’m pretty funny and gullible, so I think yes…on the other hand, I’m super weird too, so I probably wouldn’t like to spend a lot of alone time with me…
DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
I use it as needed.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
I am not a cereal fan so much, but I will eat Lucky Charms with out milk on them.
DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Yes, until they are sufficiently worn out, then no.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Ice cream should be it’s own food group. I like anything unless it has fruit or marshmallows in it. I think it’s vanilla, but I don’t like the vanilla that has the beans in it…it makes me feel like I am eating tiny bugs or something.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Hands. You can tell a lot about a person by their hands. And if I have to shake hands, and you give me a wimpy hand shake because I am a girl, I will crush every bone in your hand…I HATE wimpy handshakes…they are only to be given to elderly women.
WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
Leonard. For anyone who’s read the blog from the beginning, he’s the one all the sad poems are about. He committed suicide and I miss him every second of every day.
WHAT COLOR SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
Black slippers that are a three sizes too big. I prefer to be barefoot, but it is stinking cold in my house right now for some reason, so I am rocking the slippers.
WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
My music mix on Spotify. Regina Spector right now.
Smoke from a wood burning stove, and men’s cologne…like Joop or Candies…oh, baby that’s good stuff.
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
My little sister
MOUNTAIN HIDEAWAY OR BEACH HOUSE?
Mountains. I used to live at the beach…sand and tourists every where. Ugh.
FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
Basketball. I like the Celtics.
Naturally, my hair is brown with red highlights and I’ve had a few greys since I was eleven. But currently, it’s a weird mousy brown, thanks to a bottle.EYE COLOR?
I used to have dark brown eyes, but they’ve gotten lighter as I’ve gotten older, and now they are more hazel.
Pretty much all of it…
LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
I think it was “The Brothers Bloom”. I can’t remember. I am not a big t.v. watcher.
WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
Black with accidental blue acrylic paint all over the front…
SUMMER OR WINTER?
Winter. The seasons in order of greatness, from best to worst: fall, winter, spring, summer. I HATE to be hot. You can always put more clothes on, you can only take off so many without being obscene.
HUGS OR KISSES?
Not a fan of kissing, so hugs. But it better not be that one armed shit…I want to know I was hugged!
COMPUTER OR TELEVISION?
WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
John Connelly’s The Book Of Lost Things.
WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
Currently the mouse, a glass of water, and a list of websites I like.
the sound of one hand clapping…or a tree falling in the woods…
DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
I am super crafty, and am especially good at crocheting.
WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Lisbon, Ohio, USA. (population: about five people)
WHERE ARE YOU LIVING NOW?
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HOUSE?
White with black shutters. Is it weird that I actually had to go look and see what color the shutters were?
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR CAR?
Apple juice or orange juice?
orange juice (NO PULP!)
Are you a morning or night person?
either or…as long as I get the same amount of sleep, I’m good either way
What was your favorite childhood television program?
x-men and batman
Are you a collector of anything?
I collect weird, random stuff that catches my eye…currently my favorite thing is a utensil holder that looks like the Swedish chef from The Muppets.
If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
What is usually your first thought when you wake up?
Turn off that stupid alarm before I throw it across the room
What do you usually think about right before falling asleep?
Escape plans…and penises. I’m a big fan of those.
What’s your favorite color?
What’s your favorite animal?
Do you believe in extraterrestrials or life on other planets?
Nope…but I have a crazy ridiculous fear of space aliens. I am not afraid of normal crap like snakes and spiders and axe murderers, but I am super freaked out by space alien stuff. I know it’s dumb, but they creep me out so bad.
Do you believe in ghosts?
No, but I wish I did.
Ever been addicted to a video/computer game? Which one(s)?
I went through a stint with Call of Duty Modern Warfare. And Okami was a fun game…
You’re given 1 million dollars, what do you spend it on?
I would get my teeth fixed, they hurt like all damn day…and then pay off all my bills
Have any bad habits?
I chew gum all the time and really loudly.
Which bad habits, if any, drive you crazy?
I hate it when someone asks you a question, but they don’t listen to what you say. If you don’t want to know, don’t ask. That kills me.
List 3 of your best personality traits:
Funny, general niceness, inability to be mean even if the other person deserves it
List 3 of your worst personality traits:
talk way too much, insert random trivia into conversations, inability to be mean even if the other person deserves it
List 1 thing you wish you could change about yourself:
I am really indecisive, and I don’t like that about myself.
Any tattoos or piercings?
Pierced ears (just once in each ear), two tattoos: a turtle on my back and mice around my ankle
What’s the first thing you notice in the opposite sex?
Hands…its a weird thing for me…see above.
What personality traits do you look for in a partner?
Funny, kind, how they talk to old people and kids
What personality traits do you dislike in other people?
Judgmental without cause, quiet talkers and mumblers (I don’t hear that well, and you can only say ‘What?’ so many times before you look like an asshole.), and I hate when you first meet people and they give one word answers to questions that are clearly meant to be a conversation starter…do you want to sit in silence and stare at me for five minutes, because if so, I’m going to stab myself with a fork.
Are you mostly a clean or messy person?
Mostly clean, but refuse to pick up after other adults. That glass will sit on the coffee table till the end of time.
Do you see yourself getting married in the next 5 years?
I am currently married, but would love to be divorced in the next 5 weeks. After that, I would run away with a quickness anytime anyone mentioned marriage. RUN AWAY!
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
I like it in Tennessee, so it could be my home base, and I would just travel all the time.
If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Everywhere I could. I like to travel.
Name 1 regret you have:
Not saying I love you and not hugging Leonard the last time I saw him. And not knowing something was wrong.
Name 1 thing you miss about being a kid:
I miss feeling like I had a lot in front of me…all the things in life were still a mystery. I hated that as a kid, but as an adult, I miss it. I feel like a lot of choices have already been made and can’t be taken back.
Name 1 thing you love about being an adult:
What’s your favorite song at the moment?
Restless Farewell by Bob Dylan
Humidity Built the Snowman by John Prine
How by Regina Spector
Kathleen by Josh Ritter
…the list goes on infinitely…
What’s your favorite song of all time?
Impossible to answer…does not compute…error…error…
What’s your favorite thing to do on a Saturday night?
sleep…wow, that’s so lame, yet so true
What’s your favorite thing to do on a Sunday afternoon?
You’re about to walk the green mile, what do you have as your last meal?
baby back ribs
Which would you rather have, 100 million dollars or true love?
Give me the money…I’ll buy love.
Ever wish you were born the opposite sex? If so, why?
I’m kind of jealous of peeing standing up…I feel like that would be a big time saver.
If you HAD to change your name, what would you change it to?
Sullivan Grey. People would call me Sully. That would be awesome.
Do you believe in the afterlife?
No, but I wish I did.
So any thoughts on this? Got anymore questions for me? Let me know, and I’ll get back to you.